Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 110
"Bad Haiku 7"
So lost
Trying blank line.
(in honor of a good effort)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 109
"Stein for Italians"
A rosè is a rosè is a rosè is a rosè.
(in honor of alfredo)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 108
"Bad Haiku 6"
You know what
The Japanese can keep their haikus
This be USHaiku
(in honor of copyrighting that)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 107
"Bad Haiku 5"
Honestly
Who needs counting?
Elitists.
(in honor of the salt of the Earth)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 106
"Bad Haiku 4"
Short long short
It's totally just about appearances
An inverted capital E
(in honor of lowercase e)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 105
"Bad Haiku 3"
Seriously folks
I hope someone alerts me if I stumble
into a correct one
(in honor of tripping)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 104
"Bad Haiku 2: Electric Boogaloo"
This joke has been
made everywhere, except in poetry
Game, set, match
(in honor of the US Open)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 103
"Bad Haiku"
Oh crap no one
told me there would be counting
involved in this
(in honor of good haikus)
Sep 8, 20080
BADPOEMADAY No. 102
"Making History"
I think
this is the first poem
ever
about a hoagie.
Not hoagies
Just this
one
hoagie
(in honor of grinders)
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